March 2012
patronum-maxima:
real
or not real
My school wants to do “chicago” for next years musical I think we should do “put that thing back where it came from or so help me”
me: i should start working out
me: *stands up*
me: okay thats good
Wooohooo I’m getting so excited for summer. Particularly the FTP concert, bumbershoot and new Orleans ahhh I just cant wait for this year to be over
annawintour:
people who borrow your pen and then start chewing on it
footbone:
anklebone:
legbone:
thighbone:
is connected to your
is connected to your
is connected to your
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
ah bamboo shoots im kinda really stressed. like man i had hardly any homeowrk yet here i am making a stupid tumblr post at 11:22.. night yall
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
dekutree:
alfrodo:
if arkansas is pronounced arkansaw why is kansas not pronounced kansaw
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So this is what my life has come to. I accidentally got spicy Mongolian sauce on my dish and you know I can’t eat spicy food to save the world so I was upset then my dad took mento subway and he forgot to ask for flatbread while I was in the car. When I saw that I cried yes I started crying tears streamed down my face. I don’t even think coldplay can fix me what’s wrong with me...
asdasikekekk:
ihate my life SO MUCH
wow!!!
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ha
ha ha ha
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i had forgiotten that i put wes as my sidebar image until two seconds ago when i was pleastanly surprised to see his face underneath mine.
My brother just said this is the first time he’s ever seen me wear jeans
Hush brother for you know not of what you talk about
“man she sure does have a lot of guys commenting and liking her pictures”
*clicks on a random commenter*
*says he works at k-town*
“oooohhhhhhhhh”
Today's agenda
1. Puff out chest
2. Say “tax exemption”
3. Acquire a taste for free form jazz
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
