The fact that a cartoon can get away with this A+
my cats' kill/disable/catch count for the day
1 bunny 1 bat 1 vole 2 mice 1 gardner snake 1 attempt to attack a squirrel (1 failure to attack a squirrel) all in a days work.
zoeann replied to your post: today i saw a girl at my school who had spray… are those the ones that wrap around girls’ asses? exactly! aka the only thing the girls at my school wear
today i saw a girl at my school who had spray painted her black bandage skirt so that it actually looked like a universe and nebulas and stars and everything. for a second i thought it was really cool but then i remembered it was a bandage skirt
zachs-precious-little-life replied to your photo: LOOK AT THAT SCORE AHAHAJAJA YES (edit: it’s… and its only the top of the 3rd thats crazy and now its 21 to 7! this is like a football score
captainamericaishot: what if on december 21st 2012 instead of everyone dying out our butts just vanish id mourn the loss of steve roger’s
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
people that try to hard: let me make some gifs of myself looking away from the camera biting my lip and then as i look up i will slowly release my lip and start smiling. also let me put on some clothes that i don't wear everyday but i want people to think i'm cool and hip
averagefuture: robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
By dose is stuvved ub (my nose is stuffed up)
thisisreallyit replied to your post: A group of people who sing dubstep and call… you’re going to make me vom Andie I would make a tumblr post about the whole thing but I’d sound like a basic bitch
A group of people who sing dubstep and call themselves the wubwubs :)
puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
I’m in this weird phase where I constantly feel hunger pains, yet I have absolutely no desire to eat. Food sounds so disgusting and unappetizing but these hunger pains are so painful. Is this some layer of Dante’s inferno? Honestly body you are the LITERAL walking paradox get it together or I’m going to get uppity with you
dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
Jeremy Renner for Boggs
Me: hey mom so you have any medicine that will make my naval academy unswell?
Me: nasal cavity
I really hope my whole weekend was real and that it wasn’t a dream because fck jsjsisnbdks maybe I’ll try to talk about it later
Goin to sasquatch won’t be on tumblr for a Few days adios mis amigos!