1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
st3phascope: master-dik: i don’t know how to survive school anymore ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
I wanna cut my hair into an asymmetrical haircut really badly with it like kinda short on one side and then layered and long on the other but I just dont knoooow
imawanchor: today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
ok i just texted my mom and asked her to pick up some broccoli cheddar soul from panera but i meant to say soup now she probably thinks im satanic
if this gets reblogged 1k times ussr comes back
colfersaurusrex: I’m going to settle this once...
They should just start making up fake countries to...
freakinthefog: simplydalektable: emmiandthefireflies: “And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”… “And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose” “You will easily recognize the tree of Gondor on the next flag…”
thatsmoderatelyraven: im going to be watching a lot of the mens olympic swimming
peetasfakeleg: some guy added me on facebook and when i accepted he sent me a message saying “who r u”
ventusta: okay the thing that makes me the most angry about this site is that people get offended so easily that they can bully others into not sharing their own opinions on their own blog
rnax: I want to be the reason someone else is happy
gothicwoadie: a kid wearing running shoes, jeans, a fedora, an anime t shirt and fingerless gloves
andrvw: tell a bully “hey you’re cruisin for a bruisin buddy” and he’ll stop BALLOON SHOP
My mom said I have to take the trash out now Let’s go
pantsareunwelcome: Spongebob in foreign languages is the best thing ever omg.
dietchola: you guys have been searching for years but it was me who let the dogs out all along